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in the land before time before man was king
there was a diff’rent kinda eco - system,
there was stil a sun,
there was still a moon
but there was no sex,
or physical reproduction.
how then you ask was the planet populated?
if people werent fucking, or masterbatin…
wait, yo, slow lemme break it down.
big bang molten lava sphere cooled down,
a meteor hit, created a satelite..
which helped shaped the tides
giving light to the night.
wave crash pushed gas onto the surface,
built up so thick soon served a purpose,
dust settled down in the cracks of the assphalt,
combined with the gas yo thats where the grass start.
green, weed, life on esrth
the sky was still black till that bud was birthed.
thas when it happened plants started mackin,
growing and uniting the sun caused the action,
didnt stop there they began to bear fruit,
and heres where the story becomes my own truth
the fruit was alive, small at first, in the ocean
the single cell amoeba float.
died, sea weed did it again
carcass merged with a different plant
that made a plankton.
over and over and over again,
growing sea horse, crabs, dolphin and mer men.
on to the shore they crawled and then died,
sun dried the dead bodies wind blew the dust high
onto the grass, into the field
mutating species cross contaminating geness,
an explosion of life, the proverbial damn,
broke n flood the earth with animals and man.
man became consciene and wasnt content
so it set about killin all the life bearing plants
jealous, enraged, and evnious of them
got so sick their bodies started throwin up semen
onto the plants, altered again,
next generation bore the first women.
slowly but surely the practice tricked down,
till all the life bearing plants got weeeded the fuck out
earth fought back hurricans n earthquakes
man made the rules from the top of the food chain
stood his damn ground
so fuckin proud
when he conquered the earth he started killin himself now.
look what we do with how far we come!
gotta kill each other cause alpha males are so dumb,
is this all life is about yall for real
fuck whatever you believe this is how i really feel.
